Surviving the Florida Summer Heat

Well, it's Summer.

And it's hot.

Have you been in Florida for the Summer?

SO FLIPPING HOT. OHMYGOSH. I NEVER WANT TO GO OUTSIDE.

So, here are five things that I have learned to help me survive this crazy heat. I am no expert. I have only been a "Floridian" for 2.5 years. So, take all of this with a grain of salt. :)

ONE

Um, stay inside. The AC is your best friend.

TWO

Refer to number one.

THREE

Oh, one and two don't sound like a great time? Well, if you MUST go outside, limit your time. And if you can, go out in the morning before 10am when it's "cooler" or after 8:15pm when the sun isn't trying to kill you.

FOUR

Find the closest pool or beach. And park it. Preferably in the water. (with the proper sunscreen, of course!) And drinks LOTS of water. Lots.

FIVE

Refer back to one and two.

I mean, you don't have to stay at YOUR house. A friend's. The mall. A bar. Whatever.

It's survival mode, people. Come on! You gotta do whatcha gotta do.

How do you survive the crazy Summer heat?!